Title:
Answer All the Questions
Fandom: SGA
(McKay/Weir friendship)
Requested
by: Islay (pre-Antarctica, Jell-O and a cat)
1.
The
important thing to remember was that it was Tuesday. Unexpected things always happened to
She had
gotten her first – and only – speeding ticket on a Tuesday (the very first year
she’d had her license, which was more years ago than she cared to admit). Simon had proposed on a Tuesday (although
he’d subsequently agreed that the current arrangement was better, and just as
meaningful, and that they didn’t need a piece of paper from the state to tell
them that they were in love and would always be together). The day that the President of the
This
Tuesday she was late to the Complex because a freak thunderstorm had closed
down a few key roads; even in a state accustomed to sleet and snow, the first
heavy rain of the season seemed to freak out motorists like nothing else. In the parking lot she dawdled, checking her
cell phone for messages, finding a few – but not the one she’d hoped for. Then she called Simon to let him know that it
would be a few more days before she could get home. She let his voice mail know, in any case.
The memory
of their last real conversation still rang unsatisfactorily in her ears.
“I never thought I’d see the day
when you’d be working for the
“I’m not working for them,
Simon. I’m working with them.”
“And there’s a difference?”
“Yes, there’s a difference. The President specifically asked me to take
this job. You don’t say ‘no’ to the
President.”
“I can’t believe you didn’t at least
discuss this with me first.”
“What’s there to discuss? If I was taking an assignment with NATO or
the UN you wouldn’t have made an issue out of this. Besides… I can’t
tell you exactly what I’m doing.”
“Because it’s some big military
secret.
I get it.”
And so on.
She hurried
through the rain and into the first checkpoint, where a freckled Sergeant –
Then again,
maybe it was just a problem she was having with men in general lately. Her last conversation with Jack O’Neill had
been almost as frustrating.
“Yeah, I don’t think so.”
“General, I’m sure you understand
how important this is… why I’m looking for the best of the best.”
“Yes, and Carter is that. But she’s not available.”
“Why not?”
“Because
“I tend to think this is a decision
she should make for herself.”
“And I think that seeing as how I’m
still the Lieutenant
Colonel’s commanding officer and she’s
still a crucial part of this program, I get to decide where she goes and what
she does.”
The truly
appalling thing, Elizabeth reflected as the elevator began to descend, was that
Carter herself had been there for most of the discussion, although neither of
them had known it – until Elizabeth had turned around to see the other woman
standing in the open office doorway.
Arms crossed. Rolling
her eyes.
Her
attitude could very well have been considered insubordinate, reflected
Carter had
sought
“I’m honored, really. But I tend to agree with General O’Neill.”
“Why am I not surprised?”
A pause. “I’ve had a lot of experience
with the different kinds of technology out there, yes. Goa’uld, Asgard, and some
Ancient. You’re right about
that. But that doesn’t mean I’m the only
possibility out there. There’s
technology in that outpost that no one has ever
seen. Whatever you discover down there,
in a way you’ll be starting from scratch.”
“Doctor Jackson is coming.”
“Ah, yes… I heard he was on
loan. But Daniel Ascended. He doesn’t remember everything, but he can
still help you in ways no one else can.
Me… I’m just another scientist.”
“If you were just another scientist,
I doubt O’Neill would be putting up this much of a fight.”
“He… has his biases, yes. And like I said…”
“You’re honored.”
“Yes. But I’m not ready to leave the SGC right now,
not even temporarily.”
“I see.”
“What I will do is compile a list of
recommendations for you… people I’ve worked with, people I trust.”
And this
was welcome… it really was.
Maybe she
hadn’t been around Stargate Command long enough to have the same context on the
situation as the old-timers like O’Neill, Carter and Jackson. Maybe reading up on mission reports couldn’t
tell you everything you needed to know.
But
If this
information couldn’t be found at the outpost itself, maybe something there
would lead them elsewhere. Perhaps, if
Daniel Jackson was correct, to the lost city itself.
Stepping
out at sub-level 21, the end of the line as far as this elevator car was concerned,
Atlantis.
What would
it be? And where? Would it still be populated by corporeal
Ancients, or visited by those who had Ascended? If it was abandoned, what could be learned?
Everything, said a voice in her mind. Everything
is out there, just waiting to be discovered.
2.
She was not
the only person to get off at 21; a man about her age followed her down the
hallway connecting the first lift to the one that would lead them to the SGC
proper. Lost in thought, she hadn’t
noticed when he had gotten on.
Another
airman was stationed at the next checkpoint, the conspicuous bulge of a firearm
at his hip. As
They had
learned the hard way that Goa’uld infiltration could come from without as
well as within.
The sensor
made no incriminating signals. “Ma’am,”
said the officer pleasantly, waving her on to the second elevator.
The man who
had followed her off passed the station with less efficiency; she heard him say
something snappish to the guard, a low retort, and then another, unmistakably
sarcastic reply.
Her
prayers, if they could be called that, were not answered. The man – average in every
regard, unmemorable except for the cross expression on his face – slipped
through the doors at the last second.
He was wearing an identification tag around his neck now; it declared he
was a VISITOR, but the lighting in the elevator glared against the plastic
sleeve and made it impossible to read his name with a casual glance.
Just as
well she felt no need to make small talk.
But the
elevator began to descend and he didn’t press any buttons. Well, the commissary was open to
everybody. Maybe he wanted some coffee
first.
As though
he felt her watching him, the man suddenly looked over his shoulder at
her. She smiled perfunctorily but was
rewarded with only a deeper scowl.
“What?” she asked, defensive.
“Did you
feel that?” he asked.
“That can’t
be go—“ began the man.
The lights
flickered again, and stayed off. The
elevator was suddenly a toy in the hand of an angry child, shaken and jolted
and rocked from side to side, dropped and caught, and
Metal
squealed in protest, then shrieked in pain.
How far had
they fallen?
In the
blackness she stumbled forward, desperately seeking stable footing where they
was none to be found, telling herself that she should drop onto her stomach,
but a sudden and complete stop caught her off guard and she pitched forward,
sensing the wall without seeing it, no time to throw her hands up to stop the—
3.
Having
never been knocked unconscious before, she decided now that she didn’t like it
much. Her head ached where she had
struck it, her neck was sore and her left ankle felt that she had taken a
misstep. Then there was the
disorientation of being standing one moment and in another instant laid out on
your back, one place and then another, and persistent
dizziness that blossomed more than once into vague nausea.
On the
bright side, she was alive.
A chill
went through her body at the thought of mortal danger, and involuntarily she
opened her eyes.
Elizabeth
half-expected to be blinded by a sudden rush of unforgiving hospital light,
bright and white and sterile, set upon by nurses and doctors who would poke
needles into her veins and want to take her temperature in embarrassing
places. But all she saw when she looked
up was darkness, relieved only slightly by a dim bluish light, and no anxious
face came into view.
Too stunned
by this fact to be nauseous, more perplexed than lightheaded,
Almost.
“Good,”
said a voice, so brusque and unexpected that
Shocked
into compliance – although wincing at the circuit of pain in her head, neck and
ankle – she scooted closer to the strange man, who was crouched down next to
the elevator’s control panel. The aqua
light that so faintly illuminated the area was from a PDA, his PDA, the
background image a picture of a satisfied-looking striped cat lounging on blue
sheets. This was the light he was
working by, to complete whatever task he’d set himself.
“The
backlight turns off every two minutes automatically,” said the man without
introduction or preamble. “I need you to
tap the screen every now and then, but for God’s sake, use the stylus, not your
fingers.”
Obviously
this was an individual who didn’t improve on acquaintance.
He’d been
able to pull some of the metal plating away from the wall; now he rose to that
he was eye-level with the phone. With a
grimace of pain
Her
headache gnawed away at her diplomatic aplomb.
“Did you try the phone?”
The man
looked at her directly for the first time since the – whatever it had been –
with an expression of incredulous disgust.
The faint light from the screen was not at all flattering at this angle,
and he looked something like a gargoyle as he answered, “Gee. No. I
didn’t think of that.” He stepped back. “Knock yourself out.”
Glaring,
Nothing. Not static, not… nothing. Just a silence that brought to mind an
endless void, the feeling that she and this unpleasant man were the only two
people left alive in the world. Slowly
she returned the phone to its cradle.
“Maybe whatever happened knocked out communication.”
The man
snorted. “And maybe there’s no one left
alive to answer you.” He tugged at the
plating again, this time with special vehemence, and with a squeak and a sharp
crack it finally popped from its moorings exposing wires of varying lengths,
widths and colors.
No one left… “That’s stupid,” said
And he gave
her a look that said but what if it
wasn’t.
What if it
was the first strike of a terrestrial war, leveled against NORAD to blind the
country against threats?
What if it
was Goa’uld retaliation for their recent victory, forces loyal to Anubis, or
Ba’al, or someone else who had a bone to pick with the Tau’ri? A mothership crouched over the mountain,
blasting down, laying waste to everything in sight?
Or what if
it was something even worse, something they hadn’t even known to
contemplate? God knew the place was a
magnet for trouble.
4.
Her
companion began to pluck and pull at wires, seemingly at random and without
consideration for what those wires might be attached to. Yes, logically
“I know
what I’m doing,” was his curt reply.
“I didn’t
say that you didn’t.”
“You
implied it.”
“I just
think it might be a better idea to wait for rescue.”
“That is
such a girl thing to say.”
“Excuse me?”
“Besides,
we’re between floors… you can tell. It’s
not just a matter of opening up the doors from the outside.”
“What did
you mean by ‘that’s a girl thing to say’?”
The light
went out so abruptly that both of them caught their breath.
“If you’re
worried about the air running out,” said
He looked
at her again, and blinked. As though he
couldn’t believe she’d actually said that
to him.
The
elevator moved.
It was not
a controlled move that would signal the restoration of power. It was not a side to side move that would
indicate an aftershock… or another strike against the surface from above. It was a quick jolt, as though a giant were
dancing on the roof of the car, or something with sharp teeth and red eyes were
chewing on the cables that held it aloft.
The man
looked worriedly at the ceiling, as though he was picturing the same kind of
mischief. “Okay, I don’t like that.”
The concern
in his voice stoked her own fear. “I don’t think we’ll fall.”
“Do you
really want to test that hypothesis from in
here?”
He was the
kind of man that inspired argument and discord in general, but this was not the
time to debate the logistics of the SGC’s architecture. This place had been around for a long time,
obviously, and
“No,” she
said finally. “I don’t.”
He looked a
little surprised at her capitulation, then nodded towards the ceiling. “I think if we can get up top, there’s a
ladder we can take up to the next floor, and a manual release. I think.”
“You think?”
“That’s
what I said,” was his testy reply.
“You said
it twice.”
“Is that
better than ’I don’t think we’ll fall’?”
There were
many things
For the
first time he looked hesitant. “Right. Okay. New idea.”
She put the
PDA down. “Did you try the doors?”
He rolled
his eyes, but refrained, this time, from looking at her as though she was
especially stupid. “That was the first
thing I did, actually.”
“Maybe the both of us.”
He seemed
to look her up and down, which she didn’t exactly appreciate, but there was no
point in calling him out on it. Instead
she limped towards the left door, leaning against the wall, reaching out and
finding the seam with her fingertips. It
seemed impossibly shallow; she wasn’t going to be able to get the leverage she
needed. But she waited until the man
took up position on the other side, and wedged his fingers into the hairline
crack, and nodded.
5.
They both
pulled.
Hard.
His eyes squinched up and he grunted with the effort.
Nothing.
But it
wasn’t just a matter of the doors being jammed together. “Something’s pushing them shut,”
He let go
as well, rubbing his hands and staring down at them ruefully. “Safety measure. Elevators have a bad habit of stopping on the
wrong floor when there’s a fire… the doors open automatically, and –
whoosh. Barbeque.” His voice quailed a little on that last word.
“But there’s
not a fire.”
“That we
know of.”
In
response, he crossed his arms and looked at her sullenly, as though challenging
her: you’re so smart, you figure it out.
Her gaze
drifted past him, at the partially gutted panel. “What were you trying to do there?”
For an
instant he looked defensive, and then he seemed to realize that she wasn’t
still picking on him. “I was hoping
there might be an override. Elevators
aren’t exactly my specialty, but… anyway, there’s no point if there’s no
power.”
“But there
is power.” Her ankle was screaming now,
and she lowered herself back down to the ground, tapping absently at the PDA
screen with her finger. “Otherwise
nothing would be keeping the doors closed.”
His eyes
suddenly glazed – he was gone, deep in thought – and then he was back. “If I can cut power to the failsafe… I don’t
know if they’ll open on their own, but we might have a better chance of doing
it ourselves.”
“Do it.”
“Okay,
okay.” He sounded almost excited
now. “You pull on the door from your
side. I’m going to test some of these
connections, and if you feel it give at all, tell me.”
“Don’t
electrocute yourself,” said
He froze,
as though expecting to be struck dead on the spot, then
looked at her with an unexpected glint in his eyes. “Oh, I like you. You’re funny.”
The tone
was sarcastic, but she had the strangest feeling that the words were genuine.
Then the
car jolted again; the little red-eyed menace on the roof was still hungry, and
the giant was still having his fun. She
could envision it now: the cable fraying, metal torquing,
a pulley system straining towards failure.
“Now!”
He pulled
the cord.
“Wrong
one!” But he was already trying again,
indiscriminately now, she was sure, and she closed her eyes and tried to ignore
the trembling all around her and pulled hard.
And then,
quite suddenly, the opposing pressure was gone.
“Got it!”
she exclaimed over a menacing clunk clunk
clunk from above; he abandoned the nest of wires and grabbed the door,
scrambling for purchase.
The doors,
whining with reluctance, parted a mere inch.
But an inch
was all they needed.
Then she
saw what awaited them.
6.
“Aw, damn,”
said her companion softly.
The car had
indeed stopped between floors. Beyond
the doors, from the floor to approximately the height of
“Hello!”
she called out, standing on tiptoe. “Is
anybody there?”
It seemed
that nobody was.
“Well,”
said
“I saw a
movie like this,” said the man in a small voice, gazing up at the narrow
gap. “The woman made it about halfway
through, and then the evil computer raised the—“
“There’s no
evil computer here,” said
“Okay, I’m
coming!” He rubbed a hand over his face
and gave himself a little shake, and then, to
He looked
at her like she was a moron. “Don’t
flatter yourself. I’m giving you a boost
up.”
The PDA
screen had since faded into idle darkness, and the only light was that which
leaked in from the hallway, green and weak.
Before she
could reach back into the gap there was the sound of footsteps; still on her
knees
“Oh my
God…” Carter ran the last few yards,
O’Neill close behind her. “Doctor
Weir? Are you okay?”
“I’m
fine.” She surprised herself by saying
it, then realized that it was true. She was okay.
She hadn’t suffocated or been crushed or turned into whoosh – barbeque. She was okay, and she was a little proud of
the fact. “What in the world happened?”
Carter’s
face, strangely shadowed by her flashlight, seemed paler than usual. “It seems like it was just an
earthquake. We thought at first that it
might be—“
“Hello,”
called a voice, echoing slightly and laced with fear. “I haven’t gone anywhere.”
O’Neill
reached past her wordlessly;
With a
voice that was unmistakably amused, O’Neill replied: “Any time, Rodney.”
7.
“Obviously,
if I’d known you were the person who was offering me a job, I would have tried
to be a little less… annoying.” His
voice was tense, as though the admission cost him.
McKay sat
up against his pillows. “What?”
“And I’m
not on it.”
He sounded
extremely downcast, maybe even a little petulant. This, too, was cause for a smile. “Colonel Carter did personally recommend you, but after talking to some people in
the physics department… I decided I was looking for someone a little more
stable.”
“I’m
Canadian,” said McKay, sounding truly wounded now. “How much more stable can you get?”
“Even the
General himself hinted at some… inappropriate behavior? From you, in the past?”
“Yeah, and
O’Neill’s the poster boy for professionalism.
Listen, Eli- Doctor Weir. I know
I’m an ass sometimes. But I’m still good
at what I do.”
She wasn’t
sure what was more surprising: the fact that he seemed aware he could drive
people up the wall, and that he so readily admitted to it, or the fact that she
believed him when he said that he was good.
Well, she knew he was good. She’d
known that simply from Carter’s recommendation.
And yet she’d decided to pass McKay over, without even an interview,
because she knew she wanted someone more reliable, who didn’t cut corners or
hit on his colleagues, someone who could be expected to play the political game
along with the scientific.
“What did
Carter tell you?” she asked.
He was
defensive. “Not much. Hardly anything. Just that you were putting together a group,
some kind of team to look at technology from… ‘elsewhere’…
and that she thought it was right up my alley.”
His voice warmed a little with pride.
“She said if I wanted a chance to be in that group I should be here,
today.”
So. The newly-promoted Lieutenant Colonel had
been matchmaking, in her way. “Do you
know what happened in
“Oh yes,”
he said in that clipped tone she already recognized as the prelude for a
barb. “They called me up at home and
said ‘Hi Rodney, I know we haven’t talked much lately, but guess what’s been
going on in
And she
realized, even before she was finished explaining, and she wanted Rodney McKay
there for all of it.
Not because
he was a nice guy, because honestly he really wasn’t. And not just because his
record of achievement spoke for itself, because that hadn’t been enough before. Instead, it was because in talking to him she
had realized exactly what a momentous task she had set up for herself and her
team, and that it was overwhelming and more than a little scary.
McKay
didn’t pretend not to be scared. But he
never seemed overwhelmed. Not when she
was telling him about the outpost… not when they’d been stuck in that damn
elevator, close and nervous and waiting for the whole thing to come crashing
down at any second. He had seemed so
very sure of himself, his reactions, his abilities.
She sat up
and swung her legs over the edge, waited while the room stopped spinning, and
focused hard on McKay’s face. He was
watching her, probably wondering if she was going to throw up, and she thought
that maybe he wasn’t so average-looking after all.
“You won’t
be able to bring your cat,” she told him.
Fini